Holden Caulfield

ham on rye

2007-08-09T15:01:16Z

"the problem was you had to keep choosing between one evil or another, and no matter what you chose, they sliced a little bit more off you, until there was nothing left. at the age of 25 most people were finished. a whole god-damned nation of assholes driving automobiles, eating, having babies, doing everything in the worst way possible, like voting for the presidential candidate who reminded them most of themselves."

"i could see the road ahead of me. i was poor and i was going to stay poor. but i didn't want money. i didn't know what i wanted. yes, i did. i wanted someplace to hide out, someplace where one didn't have to do anything. the thought of being something didn't only appall me, it sickened me. the thought of being a lawyer or a councilman or an engineer, anything like that, seemed impossible to me. to get married, to have children, to get trapped in the family structure. to go someplace to work everyday and to return. it was impossible. to do things, simple things, to be part of family picnics, christmas, the 4th of july, labor day, mother's day...was a man born just to endure those things and then die? i would rather be a dishwasher, return alone to a tiny room and drink myself to sleep."

12oz comes through again.

2007-04-30T22:59:42Z

4.24.2007
TITUSVILLE, Fla. -- A 32-year-old teacher at Jackson Middle School was behind bars, Tuesday, accused of having sex with a middle school student. She was caught with the student in a van in a church parking lot.
http://www.wftv.com/news/13004161/detail.html

and here's her myspace!:

http://www.myspace.com/janethughes

oh yeah, i'm $700 poorer now. so it goes.

That's right

2007-04-07T04:59:10Z

six years in the game. let's keep it real.

IV

2007-03-29T22:16:41Z

http://www.rockstargames.com/iv

jesus christ. i smell $700 down the drain by this fall.

A year has passed...

2007-03-21T15:36:55Z

live and learn. look back and laugh. i ain't sweating it anymore. i've got nights filled with small time crime and dirty hands to focus my energy on.

this kid wins the player of the year award.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,258842,00.html

Plot Keywords:Male Prostitution / Ostracism / Christmas / Drug Abuse / Drug Overdose

2007-03-08T23:56:45Z

while leaving safeway yesterday i was approached by an employee who asked, "hey, aren't you the guy with the infamous myspace where the face is never shown?"

infamous? what?

so much for anonymity.

imputedidentity @ 2007-03-05T16:40:00

2007-03-06T00:41:23Z

This is the day
Of the expanding man
That shape is my shade
There where I used to stand
It seems like only yesterday
I gazed through the glass
At ramblers
Wild gamblers
That's all in the past

You call me a fool
You say it's a crazy scheme
This one's for real
I already bought the dream
So useless to ask me why
Throw a kiss and say goodbye
I'll make it this time
I'm ready to cross that fine line

I'll learn to work the saxophone
I'll play just what I feel
Drink Scotch whisky all night long
And die behind the wheel
They got a name for the winners in the world
I want a name when I lose
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me Deacon Blues

My back to the wall
A victim of laughing chance
This is for me
The essence of true romance
Sharing the things we know and love
With those of my kind
Libations
Sensations
That stagger the mind

I crawl like a viper
Through these suburban streets
Make love to these women
Languid and bittersweet
I'll rise when the sun goes down
Cover every game in town
A world of my own
I'll make it my home sweet home

This is the night
Of the expanding the man
I take one last drag
As I approach the stand
I cried when I wrote this song
Sue me if I play too long
This brother is free
I'll be what I want to be

The simple things in life.

2007-03-03T01:41:34Z

working the graveyard shift and having hours of free time can really give you time to think about the simple - oh so great - things in life.

- sometimes i think about the number of people who have shaken hands with the president of this country. you may ask, what's so terrific about that? i'll tell you. i'll guarantee that a lot of those people didn't wash their hands and as a result slipped the chief remnants of feces and semen. yummo?

- being given the advice, "don't ever fall in love" from heartbroken men, and replying only with, "how fucking stupid do you think i am?"

- knowing that i'm being paid to masturbate, play videogames, and watch cartoons. and they wonder why i don't quit that shitty job.

- having a diet that would kill a diabetic instantly.

- paying a dollar for records containing music that was without a doubt played while your parents concieved you. just a thought.

- lastly, but certainly not least:

So we could never be a couple, hun

2007-02-14T15:28:10Z

fuck love. all i got for hoes is hard dick and bubble gum.

i wish this was a paid holiday.

So we pwned this funeral today

2007-02-09T16:47:34Z

"A person that played WoW died in real life, so the persons friends in WoW decide to have a funeral for him/her. But a guild full of nothing but assholes decides to invade the funeral kill everyone there, very sad group of people. This happend on the Illidan PvP server a few months ago."

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ewP1zfm_Yqg

i haven't laughed this hard in a looooong time. yes, i know i'm going to hell. feel free to crash my online funeral.

And so it was written

2007-02-01T02:03:09Z

i come home from my thankless night job and eat two hotdogs and a can of tea for what should be considered breakfast. i watch free internet porn until i decide i should probably attempt to sleep. i put on some steely dan in hopes that it may sooth my jangled nerves. i lay in bed for what feels like hours after the record has stopped, and i'm already too lazy and warm to get up and flip the side. in time i fall unconcious and have dreams about god knows what. typically it involves me tripping over something and falling on my face. i wake up around 5pm feeling worse than i did when i first layed down. i find enough strength to walk to the kitchen and find myself something to eat for what should now be considered dinner. i'll have a candy bar and a soda, maybe some cereal if i'm up to the challenge. i spend the next few hours feeling burned out from my sugar intake and playing videogames because i don't feel like making an effort to do anything else. 10:45 rolls around and i'm ready to do the same thing over again. welcome to being 22, single-and most importantly-having a tremendous creativity block. life's not so bad afterall.

Nights in white linen...and hours wasted playing resident evil.

2007-01-30T15:37:46Z

Breathe deep the gathering gloom
Watch lights fade from every room
Bedsitter people look back and lament
Another day's useless energy is spent

Impassioned lovers wrestle as one
Lonely man cries for love and has none
New mother picks up and suckles her son
Senior citizens wish they were young

Cold hearted orb that rules the night
Removes the colours from our sight
Red is grey and yellow white
But we decide which is right

And which is an illusion

also...

"THERE'S NO CUDDLING IN PORNO!"

Another day

2007-01-15T11:44:22Z

it's too cold to be outside tonight. winter keeps a criminal indoors.

The longest line

2007-01-07T23:54:50Z

new year.

- same god damn headache i thought had subsided. i'll just let time take its course.
- good amount of paint at my disposal.
- might as well take better care of myself this time around.
- more books, more vinyl, more skating.

keep living. keep killing

What?

2006-12-30T23:30:04Z

remember last year when i said that 2006 would be really strange?

wasn't i right?

In the spirit of the season...

2006-12-24T19:28:04Z

i'd like to share with you my favorite x-mas song.

Born Against - X-Mas Eve

a nation of nonbelievers unrepentant in their hearts pious one night out of every year ease the mind ditch the guilt and alls right and just on xmas eve the jokes on them the dead are never gonna rise again rise again on xmas morning three cheers for santy hip hooray our saintly concern for world peace lies at our feet undisguised as naked greed the joke's on them the dead are never gonna rise again and christ's dead flesh keeps right on rotting.

YALL

2006-12-21T02:17:31Z

i recently found out that going out at 3-4 in the morning during the winter may not be the brightest idea. imagine that, ink will not stick to an icy surface. the more you know.

y'all niggas are getting a dick in a box for x-mas.

i must aquire this poster somehow. worth my 20 bucks? yes.

From the "I'd Rather Be Flag-Burning" 10" split with I-SPY

2006-12-16T02:56:25Z

a song with at least four names.

"Utter Crap Song", "The Woe-Is-Me-I'm-So-Misunderstood Song", "The About-As-Close-To-Emo-As-We'll-Ever-Get Song", and lastly, "This Song Is Short Because It's Not Political".

i hid inside my room like a fucking coward (what? please kill me).
the past eighteen months flashed before me in the last eight long hours.
it was amazing you finally got a rise out of me.
i laughed, i cried (well i tried, but i laughed again).
who the fuck needs a caricature to be their friend?
it's so fucking stupid.
i'm just as scared and insecure as you (maybe even x2).
and i wonder what you really thought of me.
an intimate friend? a loud-mouth jerk or just a novelty?
this is not an apology, just therapy,
cuz as we all know (and apparently),
i don't need anybody

ladies and gentleman. my god, axe grinding lyricial inspiration, and personal savior, Chris Hannah

imputedidentity @ 2006-12-15T16:40:00

2006-12-16T00:40:02Z

"fuck art. let's kill" (hell yes)

i should start a one man band. and you can all hate me (moreso.)

french electropop is the shit.

i'm getting way too weird for my own good.

mario 3, anyone?

Times

2006-12-14T02:57:33Z

someone posted this on 12oz, in the north bay thread. clearly not my proudest moment. but i guess that's what happens when meathead skater kids rush you through the process.

i'm starting to go through withdrawls. the spark seemed to have died out for a few months but maybe i've given my mind enough of a rest. it's time again to bend letters in every which way. granted, the scene is hot right now and the weather is anything but forgiving. spots are flooded out and johnny law himself would whore out his own mother to fill his quota. i'm thinking maybe i should go on a walk in the rain soon, from one side of town to the other. like old times. low profile and cutty. the holidays make me sick.

i need to piece, like a junkie needs a hit.

shit ain't over til it's over, son.

Seinfeld lost episode

2006-11-30T22:29:40Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ydyq7IXk6a8

oh, kramer.

I want to know what love is

2006-11-24T00:47:02Z

i want you to show me.

(actually, i'd rather you didn't.)

a year ago today was the greatest god damned day of my life. praise the man in the milkshake costume and the anti-climatic "happy thanksgiving" at the end of the night from slim's staff, which seemed to recieve little if any approval. then again, what would you expect from a crowd like that?

Join the voluntary human extinction movement

2006-11-21T15:38:52Z

- people at work need to stop fucking asking me about my wife. really, if i were married don't you think i'd be a lot more miserable?
- they gave me thanksgiving off. what's up with this? i want my time and a half. what the hell am i supposed to do on thanksgiving anyway, hang out with my family?
- 600 bones for a ps3? suck a dick, sony. and swallow 60 gb of jizz while you're at it. i'm sticking to browsing flea markets for nintendo and genesis games.
- i'm convinced i've already lived the greatest day of my life, so what's next?

Shoot that poison arrow!

2006-11-08T04:49:18Z

[A is for age:]
21.

[B is for best friend:]
my hands and my head.

[C is for crush:]
i'm too cool and too jaded for that.

[D is for favorite drink:]
arizona tall cans.

[E is for essential item you use everyday:]
pants.

[F is for favorite song at the moment:]
over the hills and far away. pink floyd - the nile song comes in close second.

[G is for favorite game]
videogames keep me indoors.

[H is for hometown:]
hell.

[I is for instruments you play:]
guitar. anything i can get my hands on, really.

[J is for favorite fruit juice?:]
arizona tea owns all.

[K is for kids?]
pretty good movie.

[L is for last kiss:]
good one.

[M is for marriage:]
NO!

[N is for # of siblings]
some half siblings i don't talk to.

[O is for overnight hospital stays]
surgery as a kid. oh, the fun.

[P is for phobias:]
the man. you know, the man.

[Q is for quote:]
fuck it.

[R is for biggest regret]
breaking my ankle, if anything. major setback.

[S is for self confidence:]
me? i just get by.

[T is for time you wake up:]
whenever.

[U is for underwear:]
sure, why not...

[V is for vegetable you love:]
terri shiavo.

[W is for worst habit:]
apathy.

[X is for x-rays you've had]
chest, ankle.

[Y is for yummy food you make:]
top ramen.

[Z is for zodiac sign:]
i'm the zodiac killer. ya heard?

Because everyone loves cat drama

2006-11-04T02:07:39Z